Unearthed: Confessions of a Wendigo-Chic Enthusiast, by Zenda Crane

The Chateaugay Lake wind, an iron fist of ice in a velvet glove, incessantly rattled the loose panes of my remote lakeside cabin. Outside, snow sculpted the massive towering white pines into skeletal sentinels, guarding secrets best left in the permafrost. Inside, I cradled my coveted pint mug of tasty ‘old-fashioned’ pomegranate and Kentucky bourbon , with my secret cider sauce and a few dashes of orange bitters, loudly slurping its aromatic, delicious spicy cinnamon-laced warmth — a brittle defense against the creeping dread. A devil’s drink if there ever was one! On the coffee table, a taxidermied squirrel, its once-bright eyes glazed with eternal surprise, stared accusingly at my laptop screen.

The screen pulsed with the lurid fluorescence of the “Nouveau Wendigo Fashion” forum. “Chateaugay Chic,” they called it, a grotesque mockery of Adirondack rusticity. Fallen branches transmogrified into skeletal chairs, their knobby joints whispering of gnawed bones. Ice sculptures, glimmering with the borrowed brilliance of moonlight, cast haunting Wendigo silhouettes across cabin walls. And the pièce de résistance: taxidermied squirrels, their fluffy tails frozen in perpetual defiance, repurposed as macabre doorstops.

I scrolled through the posts, a voyeur peering into a world where whimsy had gone feral. A photo essay showcasing a rustic cabin transformed into a Wendigo wonderland, every surface festooned with bone-white sculptures and fur-trimmed throws. A video tutorial on “Ice-Sculpting Your Spirit Animal: The Allure of the Wendigo.” And then, nestled amidst the manic glee, a thread titled “Unearthed: Confessions of a Wendigo-Chic Enthusiast.”

Clicking on it felt like opening a rusted crypt. The poster, “Whispering Pines,” wrote of an unsettling obsession. How the Chateaugay woods whispered ancient secrets, how the wind carried the stench of decaying leaves and a primal hunger. How their cabin, once a haven, had become a canvas for their creeping madness, each Wendigo-inspired embellishment a desperate talisman against the encroaching shadows.

Their words felt like whispers from the pines outside, prickling my skin with goosebumps. I closed the laptop, the taxidermied squirrel’s accursed gaze burning into me. Was I just another tourist of the macabre, drawn to the irresistable allure of Chateaugay Lake like a moth to a morbid flame? Or was there something more, something gnawing at the edges of my sanity, urging me to succumb to the Wendigo-Chic?

Sleep came in fitful spasms, haunted by dreams of bone-white claws scratching at the cabin walls, icy eyes peering through frosted windows. Dawn broke, pale and unforgiving, and I found myself drawn, like a sleepwalker, to the woods. The Chateaugay air was thick with the tang of pine and decaying leaves, an acrid perfume that tickled the back of my throat. The sunlight, struggling through the dense canopy, painted the forest floor in a mosaic of dappled shadows.

As I delved deeper, the silence became a living entity, a canvas upon which my imagination scrawled grotesque tableaux. Every snapping twig, every rustle of leaves, sent shivers down my spine. And then, I saw it: a fallen branch, contorted into a skeletal mockery of a chair, bleached white by winter sun and rain.

An irresistible urge seized me. I knelt before the branch, a primal sculptor possessed by a madman’s muse. My hands, guided by some unseen force, stripped away the bark, smoothed the rough edges, transforming the deadwood into a grotesque throne. Sweat plastered my hair to my forehead, my breath rasping in my throat. When I finally stepped back, a primal exhilaration coursed through me. I had created my own Wendigo-Chic offering, a monument to my descent into madness.

The days that followed blurred into a feverish montage. Each sunrise heralded a new project, a fresh act of morbid decoration. I crafted ice sculptures that shimmered with a malevolent light, their jagged edges mimicking Wendigo claws. I transformed taxidermied birds into macabre mobiles, their wings frozen in silent screams. My cabin, once a haven, became a mausoleum of my sanity, each Wendigo-Chic embellishment a desperate plea for exorcism.

But the deeper I delved into the Nouveau Wendigo Fashion, the more I understood: it wasn’t just an aesthetic, it was a virus. It spread through the Chateaugay woods like a slow-burning plague, infecting minds with its morbid allure. The taxidermied squirrels, the bone-white chairs, the ice sculptures – they weren’t just decorations, they were offerings, bloodless sacrifices to the Wendigo lurking within the shadows.

And then, one moonlit night, I heard it. A low guttural moan, rising from the depths of the forest, sending shivers skittering down my spine. It circled the cabin, a predator stalking its prey, the smell of decaying leaves and hunger clinging to the night air. I huddled inside, barricaded behind my Wendigo-Chic creations, each frozen form a desperate hope against the encroaching darkness. The taxidermied squirrel on the table seemed to bristle, its glazed eyes reflecting the moonlight with an eerie blue gleam. Was it warning me, or mocking my futile resistance?

The moan grew closer, a tangible presence pressing against the cabin walls. I could hear the rasp of claws against wood, the splintering of boards, the chilling promise of what awaited me beyond the fragile barrier. Panic clawed at my throat, but a strange clarity bloomed amidst the terror. I had succumbed to the Nouveau Wendigo Fashion, but perhaps, within this perverse devotion, lay the key to my salvation.

With trembling hands, I grabbed a chunk of fallen branch, sharpened it into a makeshift spear. The Wendigo’s moan became a guttural laugh, echoing through the night like the crackle of bone on bone. In the pale moonlight filtering through the frost-covered window, I saw its silhouette: a skeletal figure wreathed in shadows, eyes burning with an icy hunger.

I charged, the Wendigo-Chic spear clutched in my sweating hands. My primal scream resonated through the cabin, a defiant echo against the night’s macabre symphony. We clashed in the center of the room, a tangle of fur and bone, the splintering of wood a rhythmic counterpoint to our desperate struggle.

The Wendigo’s claws raked my arm, leaving searing lines of pain. My spear pierced its leathery hide, eliciting a shriek that split the night in two. But the creature was relentless, a whirlwind of teeth and claws fuelled by its ancient hunger. We danced a grim ballet on the stage of my folly, each move a desperate bid for survival.

And then, in a moment of desperate clarity, I realized the truth. The Wendigo wasn’t just this monstrous entity, it was the darkness within me, the insidious creep of madness fueled by the Nouveau Wendigo Fashion. With a newfound resolve, I aimed the spear not at the beast, but at my own Wendigo-Chic creations.

One by one, I shattered the ice sculptures, their chilling shards sparkling like fragmented moonlight. I tore down the skeletal chairs, their bony joints scattering like dust. I ripped the macabre bird mobiles from the ceiling, their frozen cries morphing into a dirge for my folly.

With each act of destruction, the Wendigo wavered, its form flickering like a dying flame. As the last ice sculpture splintered into frost mist, the creature let out a final, mournful howl and dissolved into the shadows, leaving behind the scent of decaying leaves and a chilling silence.

I collapsed, panting and bloodied, amidst the wreckage of my obsession. The cabin, stripped bare of its Wendigo-Chic trappings, felt eerily empty, yet strangely cleansed. The Chateaugay wind still howled outside, but it no longer sounded like a predator’s whisper. It was just the wind, the song of the north woods, a melody of survival.

I spent the next few days rebuilding my cabin, this time with the warmth of sunlight and fresh wood. The Chateaugay woods still hold secrets, I know, but I approach them with a newfound respect, a wary understanding of the seductive darkness that lurks beneath their beauty.

As for the Nouveau Wendigo Fashion, I’ve shared my story on the forum, a desperate plea for sanity amidst the macabre. I don’t know if anyone will listen, but I have to try. The Chateaugay wind carries more than just snow and silence; it carries a whisper of madness, and we must be careful not to let it lull us into its frozen embrace.

The taxidermied squirrel still sits on the table, but its accustomed usual stare has transformed into a silent sentinel, a reminder of the darkness I danced with and, somehow, managed to escape. The Chateaugay sun streams through the window, casting long shadows on the walls, but now, they’re just shadows, not Wendigo silhouettes. I’m still here, in this cabin amidst the whispering pines, and that, I realize, is enough.

The wind howls its final song for the night, a chilling lullaby against the backdrop of the snow-dusted landscape. I pull the tattered blankets tighter around me, a small spark of defiance against the encroaching darkness. The Nouveau Wendigo Fashion may still whisper from the shadows, but I’ll keep listening to the wind, its voice a testament to the resilience of the human spirit, even in the face of the most unsettling beauty


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