Beneath a Queer Moon: The Legend of Salmon Point

Dare to delve into Chateaugay’s dark folklore. When a carved totem is disturbed, reality fractures, leaving behind phosphorescent figures and a lake that chillingly remembers trespasses. Prepare for temporal horror.


“Something evermore queer circles these waters; as Hamlet might sigh, the border ‘twixt the real and the impossible grows thin…—and here, beneath Chateaugay’s moon, we paddle in that very seam.”


I. Of Ragged Youths and Lanterned Dawns
They were half in jest—Frankie “Knuck” Malone and his gang of Lake Rangers, camp counselors by day, swaggering cynics by night. On a breathless July eve in 1912, they slipped from shore in canoes, lanterns bobbing like will-o’-the-wisps over glass-black water. By design, they sought nothing more than a story to skewer local superstition—until a flare of violet light cleaved the reeds beyond Salmon Point, searing their retinas with impossible clarity.

Jessie “Nickel” O’Connor, ever the jester, scoffed, “Likely just Will-o’-the-Milky-­Way,” yet when her paddle pried the cedar totem from mud and roots, the carved sigils writhed as though alive. A single crack—soft as a whisper—unleashed a droning pulse that shrank their bravado to trembling sparks. And then, in a blossom of ultraviolet flame, the Rangers vanished.


II. Witnesses to the Unbeheld
By dawn, empty canoes drifted like hollow shells. Yet something slithered in their wake: silhouettes—humanoid but for the tar-slick sheen, featureless faces aglow with phosphorescence, limbs moving with rot’s languor. Clara “Spark” McKee, radio’s apprentice, translated midnight prime-number bleeps into a maddening beckon: “Come home.”

“I heard it,” wrote McKee in trembling script, “the machine’s hymn thrummed in my skull, an invitation and a threat.”

“They paddled off on currents unseen,” whispered old guide Nat Collins to the Steamboat Dispatch, “like fishermen ghosted by the sea.”

Humor curdled into dread as they pieced together the impossible: an alien will inhabiting mortals, docks deserted, and the totem gone—save for a ragged journal inscribed: “THE LAKE REMEMBERS OUR TRESPASS.”


III. Anatomy of the Hollowing
Dr. Eleanor Vance arrived armed with coil and chronometer, wires buzzing along the shoreline like mechanical worms. She chronicled contradictions: instruments registering a temporal flux, while local clergy chalked it up to mass hysteria. Inside a derelict cabin, mold sprouted in concentric rings; walls wept a viscous black that whispered when no wind stirred. Campers reported visions—friends’ faces contorting into bone-grins, branches arcing away as if recoiling from some unseen rot.

A fragment of counsel from Vance’s report:

“Here lies the heart of the anomaly: where time buckles, souls fracture. Some escape; others remain, echoing in the bedrock’s memory.”


IV. Chronicles of the Rift
Geologists murmured of a bedrock fissure—an aeon-old fault beneath Chateaugay, where centuries intertwine. They surmised the totem acted as a key, unlocking a corridor between seconds. Those who plunged its depths emerged as phantoms—echoes of selves lost to tomorrow or swallowed by yesterday. In her report, Vance concluded:

“TEMPORAL WARP OR MASS HYSTERIA? EVIDENCE POINTS TO BOTH.”

Sheriff’s deputies found only splintered cedar buried ‘round a hemlock’s gnarled roots. No bodies, only footprints terminating at the water’s edge, as if ascending some invisible tide.


V. Echoes Upon the Surface
Now, on moonless nights, watchers swear they glimpse phosphorescent figures gliding over silent waters, hear stuttered cries tangled with static. A lone fisherman, gripped by that unseen current, once saw his reflection smile back—empty-eyed, beckoning. He tumbled into the lake at dawn, and was never seen again.

We offer no final verdict, for certainty dissolves here like mist. Some whisper the Rangers still roam between seconds, their laughter caught in the fissure’s endless loop. Others claim the totem’s shards lie buried beneath their own hearths, awaiting rediscovery.

Perhaps it is folly to pry where water, time, and malice conspire. Yet in every legend—however satiric or scholarly—lingers a shard of truth. And when perception trembles at the brink of belief, who can say what is real…or what merely waits to become so?


In the hush that follows, listen: the lake remembers.


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