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🎙️ NEW EPISODE of Winds of W Mountain – from the Steamboat Dispatch! 🎙

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️Steel-Toed Courtship & the Red-Haired Park Avenue Naturalist

Scene: The Interlaken Hotel, 1908. The night the chandelier blinked back.

🔍 ADVISORY! (for them unwary folks)
This episode contains:
— Foot-stompin’ frontier flirtation
— Manhattan botanists who bite back
— Spontaneous temporal distortions during contra dance
— And one highly suspicious frog-shaped lapel pin that may or may not hum in Latin

Do you dare attend the Grand Cotillion where miners, mystics, and Manhattanites all compete for the same lady’s dance card and possibly the fate of linear time?

Tune in to hear:
— Hankie Dunn’s theory of “feral academia”
— Old Albert Beaudoin’s frog romance tips
— Why Shaft Eleven miners claim ballroom music opens wormholes
— And what exactly glows under her petticoat (hint: it’s amphibious)

📻 Hear how love bloomed (and possibly mutated) one luminous night beneath the gaslight chandeliers of Upper Chateaugay’s own Interlaken Hotel, when a man from the mines dared approach a woman who’d once kissed a lightning bug for science.

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🎩 PROMOTIONAL COPY BY: SHATAGEE LAKE SOCIAL CIRCULATION CO.™ (Est. 1901)

“Truth Slightly Enhanced for Universal Understandin’”

“If you like your naturalists with red hair and interdimensional frogs, and your dance cards punched by existential dread—this is your night out.”
– Editor-in-Frogs, Steamboat Dispatch

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