Well now, lean in close, neighbor—real close—’cause ol’ Roy Cootey’s got somethin’ mighty peculiar fer yer ears… and lemme tell ya… yer ears ain’t never heard nothin’ like this. 🎧👻🌲
🎙️ “Johqu Bogart Presents: Evelyn Nesbit Thaw & the Cooteyville Master of Mimicry” – a special edition from the Winds of W Mountain podcast—where the pine trees whisper secrets, the lake groans like it’s got somethin’ stuck in its craw, and the wind… well sir, the wind don’t always blow in from directions folks can rightly explain. 🌬️🪵
👀 What’s inside?
✨ A haunted patchwork of Gilded Age gossip, lakebottom lore, and backwoods balderdash—all stitched together by Roy Cootey hisself, master of the mimic arts, whose voice can conjure up everybody from a deranged lighthouse keeper to that Yankee tourist gal what saw somethin’ awful wigglin’ out there in the Shatagee fog. 🌫️💀
🐍🍾 Sip along with our fine sponsor, Brazen Serpent Wendigo Whiskey—the only whiskey guaranteed* (*by nobody in particular) to ward off lake serpents, swamp witches, and the occasional tax assessor.
📜✝️ Hear the tragic, tangled tale of Evelyn Nesbit Thaw and her no-good scrapper husband Jack “Kid” Clifford, whose footsteps echo still around the ruins of the ol’ Merrill Landing.
🐾🦴 Listen close… real close… to eyewitness reckonings of the Chateaugay Lake Cryptids—the Mudrack Screecher, the Bellmont Bay Wiggler, and somethin’ worse that don’t even have a name folks can utter without their teeth goin’ cold.
🫢 And just maybe… jest maybe… ye’ll come to believe what some say in whispers behind kerosene lamps at the Banner House… that Chateaugay Lake ain’t just a lake—it’s a thing. A livin’… listenin’… thinkin’… thing. 🌊👁️
🎶 Wrapped in an eerie electroacoustic soundscape, stitched from noises dredged up from the murk—the hiss of steam, the thump of phantom paddles, the sigh of somethin’ shiftin’ under the bog.
So if yer brave enough (or dumb enough), grab yerself a jar o’ Brazen Serpent, light the stove, lock the outhouse door… and join us fer “Cooteyville’s Master Mimic”. 🎧💀🌲
Available now… where the wind blows sideways and the water looks back. 🌬️👁️🌊
(No refunds if somethin’ follows ya home.)
What mysteries of Chateaugay Lake haunt you?