Parody
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Commodore Bellows Sets the Lake to Dancing
Commodore Sootshake Bellows docks the Chateaugay Belle, unleashing tunes that shatter hotel decorum and earn banishment…
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Blue Shirt Folded for Empty Boots
Whether the composer’s manuscript lies in Viennese archives or rests untouched in the old drift, Chateaugay…
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Ragged Ass Shakes Chateaugay Hills
Sangamo’s donkey, not dimensionally detached colonists, delivers the truest sandbar philosophy: one ragged beast out-noising six…
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Shatagee Woods Claims the Unburdened Soul.
E. E. Thomas’s tar-sealed crate holds mirrors showing what happens when paths bend wrong: thinner hope,…
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The Crooked Tinker of Deer Pond
Deer Pond’s deepening silence conceals a thing of bent wire and drunken strings that turns straight…
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Johqu Bogart’s Strange New Manifesto
Amid thawing ice and hollow echoes, Johqu Bogart’s Bog-Core Creed transforms Popeville’s rusting ruin into deliberate,…
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The Swamp Augur: Chateaugay Lake’s Marshside Oracle
Half-avian fearsome critter, half-drowned surveyor spirit—its karaoke mimicry and barometric wing-fluffs haunt Inlet lean-tos with superior,…
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Fist Downs Buck in Duane
Amid burglars, broken arms, swindlers arrested, and hop burrs swelling plump, courage steadies fragile days; the…
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Dopamine Holler
Ancient Iroquois lore of Jo-ga-oh Little People offered explanation for three note melody pause and fourth…
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The ‘New Music’ Test: Who Owns the Toil?
From steam typewriters to musical contrivances, this piece questions if shortcuts in art are cheating or…
