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Horns Hone In on Horned Horror

From early-century warnings to 1887 breaches, Chateaugay Lake laughs at despoilers, devouring conceit while stars above mirror the inverted, entropic mockery below.

February 16, 2026February 18, 2026

IV – The Still Waters on the Narrows

Steamboat Players mock myth while Franklin Haven Sargent records responses; Upper Chateaugay Lake, unimpressed, delivers its own unscripted line at precisely midnight.

February 6, 2026February 6, 2026

Depths Offer Girl Mercy, Lake Laughs Softly

Martha Bellows held iron vigil by the wagons, knuckles white, daring the deep to cough up her daughter or keep her company in silence.

January 26, 2026January 30, 2026

Lake Rejects Virgin, Sends Back Bambi

Beneath Chateaugay’s strangling Narrows, fog-bound vengeance awakens ancient lake wrath, forcing a guilt-ridden captain toward sacrificial betrayal of his own bloodline.

January 25, 2026January 26, 2026

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Edward R. Murrow Investigates Reports of Sea Serpents Terrorizing Chateaugay Lake

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