CHATEAUGAY LAKE STEAMBOAT GAZETTE CO.

An auditory descent into the rust-bloated heart of the Shatagee Woods.

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🎧 LISTENER ADVISORY:
This podcast episode contains historical dread, unexplained vanishings, the rhythmic scratching of something long drowned, and local truths best left half-buried. Not suitable for skeptics who fear reeds tapping back.

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🪓💀 MISSING: Three souls, one boat, and all sense of safety.
FOUND: One skull, one dried reed, and a mystery that won’t stay sunk.

In the gristle-rot hour of midnight, four ventured into the Narrows—where smugglers once ran whiskey and now something older runs deeper. Their mission: to follow the whispers of illegal freight skimming across the shallows. What they unearthed beneath the ruined hulk of The Iron Age was no contraband… unless the dead count as cargo.

Only one returned. And he won’t speak of it straight.

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🧭 HIGHLIGHTS INCLUDE:

• Folk-true accounts of boat-borne curses and blood-forged iron.
• The haunted industrial relic known only as The Iron Age—still rusting, still waiting.
• Moss-covered rods carved with patterns like funeral spirals and forgotten alphabets.
• The whispered legacy of Nathaniel Collins, a vanished grave-robber turned ghost-watcher.

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🌕 When the moon pulls on Chateaugay Lake’s reeds, something beneath them answers.

Subscribe now and unravel the evidence with our investigative team of wilderness folklorists, haunted historians, and Steamboat Dispatch’s own gravel-voiced narrators. Come for the mystery, stay for the cryptid-reed conspiracies.

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🪶 They say if you play this episode near the Narrows with the volume up, the reeds’ll lean in to listen.
We don’t recommend it.

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Steamboat Dispatch Press
“News you can’t outrun. Whispers you can’t un-hear.”