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Net Sinker, Loon Auditor, Whitefish Foreman: Field Notes from Borrow & Return

Galvanic Parallaxia recognizes Department of Under-Sand Affairs; net sinkers lend themselves, artifacts file stamps, neighbors borrow…
The Chronofagic Hepcat’s Lament: A Bop on Untimeliness

14th of August, some year that don’t feel right anymore (time’s all outta whack here, man)…
Snuff-Soaked Sovereigns: The Shatagee Snuffocracy

The Malone Palladium June 18, 1874 By Edgar Allan Poe, Editor of the Malone Palladium Today,…
Interpreting the Unthinkable: Investigating the Cognitive Impact of Chateaugay Lake’s Abominations, by Samuel Worthington

September 14, 1868Chateaugay Lake HouseChateaugay Lake, NY My esteemed colleagues, I pen this account to you…
Uncovering the Mysteries of Chateaugay Lake

A scenic wonder is Chateaugay Lake, which is forty miles distant. The train ride itself is…
The Redneck “Cocaine Boat” Crowd and the Wendigo Band “Abenaki’s Revenge”

Varthalox stepped onto the stage, his black leather boots thudding against the wooden boards. The sun…
The Wendigo Art-bots

Evelyn Nesbit’s Wendigo Art-bots were very special. They could time travel! One day, they went back…
The Beatnik Rainbow Viking Marauders Invasion Aftermath

Johqu: Houston, we have a problem! Wendigo Art Bot 2: Yes. I understand that the Beatnik…
The French Sandbar Conquest

Wendigo Art Bot 2: I’m not the one who put it together that people in the…
Friday Night Barkfest

While the fun was fun, we’re ready for something else now. We gotta keep the fun…